Pearl’s Picks + Kailani’s Destruction Ratings

I’m overdue for ordering new toys for Kailani to destroy while Pearl looks on in dismay, Georgia runs and hides her own toys for fear of imminent destruction, and Jed groans and turns away for another nap. We’re running through the dog-toy offerings on Amazon faster than shit through a goose, and I know we’re not the only ones, so this is our Public Service Announcement of Toys to Try (maybe).

Every dog is different, but you can probably get a good sense of what will work for your dog by reading Pearl’s Picks + Kailani’s Destruction Ratings. The most indestructible and beloved toy of this month has been the already-flat duck. No crinkles or stuffing or squeakers to eviscerate, but with four satisfyingly squidgy felted feet and one beak to chew, and a soft, fluffy, floppy skin to flap around while running through the room, careening off the couch, and knocking over a lamp or two that shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

(I mean, who needs to sit in an armchair and read a book? Come on. Be real. Shouldn’t you just be sitting in the dark and petting your favorite dog?)

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