Pearl’s Picks + Kailani’s Destruction Ratings: Blue Kong

This month’s winner: (Drumroll…..) The blue Kong elephant!

Kong Elephant:

Pearl’s Pick = 10 / 10!

Kailani’s Destruction Rating = 10 / 10! (meaning it lasted more than 10 minutes.)

Pearl got the small blue Kong elephant a few weeks ago, and during that time, she has carried it around, played tug-of-war with Kailani, and squeaked the squeaker. (Yes, it even has a squeaker that hasn’t been eviscerated!)

I have no idea why this soft, seemingly flimsy toy has survived so long, but it has. (My disclaimer: I DID take it away from Kailani and put it on top of the refrigerator on several occasions when she stole it from Pearl.)

BUY ON AMAZON

Stuffed cow

Pearl’s Pick = 5/10 (She found it too big to carry around, but it was Jed’s toy, so that was okay.)

Kailani’s Destruction Rating = 4/10 (She killed it in under 5 minutes.) Cause of death: a severe head injury inflicted in under three minutes while I was in the bathroom.

The ZIKATON Squeaky Toy for Aggressive Chewers

Pearl’s Pick = 0 / 10 (She just looked at it, then looked up at me like “Am I’m supposed to play with this thing or what?”)

Kailani’s Destruction Rating = 1 / 10 (The red rubber chew toy might look intact, but look again. Kailani tore a chunk off this natural rubber toy in 60 seconds flat).

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